*this is for my stinky smelly brother who is perpetually stuck to his computer and refuses to get out of his pig sty of a room to get a decent shower*
THE Cow
My brother the cow
Who smells oh so foul
He's acts like a child
And is pretty dull
I bet he only knows that now
If he sits any longer on the chair
He's bound to get piles
Not that when it happens
I won't be all smiles